What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?